Pinche The Crab
The mustachioed mascot of the GTA streets. Gold chain, googly eyes, fistful of bills — and a permanent reservation at every gentlemen's club in town.
Read his story →Make It Rain
Click Pinche to throw a dollar
$0
Fresh off the beach
Crab Wisdom
“I don't walk sideways. I strut sideways.”
The Stats
8
Nights at the club / week
$4.2M
Lifetime ones thrown
3.1 kg
Gold chain weight
0*
Times kicked out
*He pinched the bouncer once. They're cool now.